I wanted to put something up for this windy Wednesday that might bring a smile and found this.
So you’ve made a few batches of beer and they have turned out pretty good. How do you really know if you are a homebrewer yet? Well I found this which may help:
| # votes | You know you’re a homebrewer if… |
|---|---|
| 21 | . . . you don’t think that 10 gallons of beer is a lot. |
| 10 | . . . you’ve ever used a mop on a ceiling. |
| 10 | . . . you see the acronym R.D.W.H.A.H.B. and know what it means. |
| 9 | . . . it started out as a hobby then ended up as a habit. |
| 8 | . . . you have more varieties of beer on tap than your local bar does. |
| 8 | . . . you hate to wash the family dishes, but think nothing about standing over a sink for hours cleaning empty bottles. |
| 8 | . . . you buy beer according to ease of label removal or the type of bottle it comes in. |
| 7 | . . . you can name at least 10 different varieties of hops, but can’t name 10 congressmen. |
| 7 | . . . you refuse to pay $8.00 for a beer in a restaurant because you can make 5 gallons for that much. |
| 7 | . . . the only time you clean your kitchen is just before brewing a new batch. |
The full list is here. A few of my personal favorites from the full list are:
If you’ve tasted the finest commercial beer and said, “I can do better.”
If a smelly, moldy, disgusting college-dorm fridge is a gift from the gods.
If you have more kegs than your average fraternity.
If you name your new puppy “Fuggles” or “Growler”.
If you’re surfing the net at 3:40 am looking for homebrew websites or recipes.
Hope you enjoy!
Cheers
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